The Fart Of Fiction No. 9
The air is thick. Air is made of molecules, and therefore has mass, thickened by natural gas from the human body. Relief. A moment passes...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 8
Are you squeezing out a fart? It doesn't have to hurt and letting it rip can almost be as enjoyable as participating in a writing group...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 7
Are you sensitive to a bad odour? Don't change a dirty diaper. Don't go to a bad writing workshop. Don't go to a writers' meeting and...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 6
Have you got a minute? I think we need to talk. Let's talk more about the art and less about the fart. There is truth in a fart, but if...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 5
Forcing yourself to write is similar to pressing out a fart. Search deep inside yourself and dig for energy to make beautiful noise....
The Fart Of Fiction No. 4
Farting is rude. While it remains a crude form of communication in some modern cultures, farting isn't socially acceptable. While...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 3
Do you know where this is going? Excuse me... but I find this is offensive to stereotype fiction as reeking something fierce. This...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 2
Stop... walk into the room. It's a workshop on sensory writing and you're waiting for the touch, taste or scent. But a primary sense of...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 1
Believe me... it'll smell bad, but sometimes you'll release your feelings onto the page right after letting it rip. Don't flail your...
How To Take Stock Of Fall Writing Goals
I'm invested in heavy ideas... but how much is everything really worth? I'm reading, querying, outlining, writing and editing. I'm not...
