Life After Mojo

I haven't been to Bath in a long time.
Don’t call it truth decay. I’m a very honest person. I consider it a good day when the day is done and I haven’t offended anyone.
This is mojo for anyone stuck in a terrible place between zero and eleven. You must realize your past failures have made you a worse person.
Sometimes talking to me is a little like getting lost in a corn maze. March Madness gets louder than the big bang that started the world. I want to be part of the noise. Being dealt four aces means I don’t have to work as hard as you. I know the hand you were dealt and you’re playing with four cards between 2 and 7. I don’t have to do the math to know you’ve got a bad hand. I’m sorry about that, but you will have to work harder. You speak but I don’t listen and there’s no empathy in my eyes. Success is waiting and March Madness will make me an April Fool.
I never liked Tuesday and I'm always happier when Tuesday's gone. Listen to Prime Sound if you don't like Tuesday. I'm not suggesting to eliminate the day of the week. It is widely known that in September 1752, Great Britain switched from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar. In order to achieve the change, 11 days were omitted from the calendar. You can destroy Tuesday if you want, just don't do it in school because we need to stop school bullying....
I would like to think my ideas are Aboriginal. I'm sorry I'm original and unique.