Life After Mojo
I haven't been to Bath in a long time.
Don’t call it truth decay. I’m a very honest person.
This is mojo for anyone stuck in a bad place between zero and eleven.
Sometimes talking to me is a little like getting lost in a corn maze. Being dealt four aces means I don’t have to work as hard as you. I know the hand you were dealt and you’re playing with four cards between two and seven. I don’t have to do the math to know you’ve got a bad hand. I’m sorry about that, but you will have to work harder.
I never liked Tuesday and I'm always happier when Tuesday's gone. It is widely known that in September 1752, Great Britain switched from the Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar. In order to achieve the change, eleven days were omitted from the calendar. You can destroy Tuesday if you want, just don't do it in school because of bullying.
I would like to think my ideas are Aboriginal. I'm sorry I mean, ah, yes, original and unique.