The Last Poems
Grave free verse poems.
Beyond Parody
It won't kill you.
The Fart Of Fiction No. 19
It stinks. Unless you find a big break in publishing! Excuse me, I couldn't help but observe your plight. Can I be of assistance? I know...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 15
If you happen to stumble on The Art Of Leaving, understand it's a memoir and you're not getting fiction. Often, the highly secretive book...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 12
Get the fuck off Twitter and write. Patton Oswalt tweets: "Whew! Twitter account fixed. I got hacked earlier today but it’s all fixed now...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 5
Forcing yourself to write is similar to pressing out a fart. Search deep inside yourself and dig for energy to make beautiful noise....
The Fart Of Fiction No. 4
Farting is rude. While it remains a crude form of communication in some modern cultures, farting isn't socially acceptable. While...
The Top Three Things I Did In Forbidden Planet
Hello... my name is Richard Tattoni and I went to a comic book store in New York City. I always wanted to go to Forbidden Planet, but I...
On Reading Transforming The Naked Mind
Fill the empty mind with words. Read and listen. But real radio is boring fluff. Make alternative news cool again. Nobody will live off...
