

The Madness
KFC Yum: Thank you, Karl-Anthony Towns. Limited by previous foul trouble, Towns was the 6-foot-11 freshman devouring Pirates and helping the Wildcats soar to the site’s most lopsided outcome of the day in March Madness from this past week. Hampton had a 0.04% chance of beating Kentucky. The Wildcats will have to wait to lose in dramatic fashion. According to The Win Sports Book in Las Vegas, if you take Kentucky, you have to bet 10 dollars just to win 11 dollars. Johannes G


Life After Mojo
I haven't been to Bath in a long time. Don’t call it truth decay. I’m a very honest person. I consider it a good day when the day is done and I haven’t offended anyone. This is mojo for anyone stuck in a terrible place between zero and eleven. You must realize your past failures have made you a worse person. Sometimes talking to me is a little like getting lost in a corn maze. March Madness gets louder than the big bang that started the world. I want to be part of the noise


Deep Questions
What the fuck is a query letter? I don’t know how to get a publisher to publish my creative how-to book. Sometimes I think the world would be a better place if I was a mathematician. A binary number is a number expressed in the binary numeral system, or base-2 numeral system, which represents numeric values using two different symbols: typically 1 and 1 equal 11. If climate change will seriously affect water resources around the world... does that mean Niagara-On-The-Lake and


Holier Than Thou
I'm sorry. My hobby is helping others and not you. Please don’t run a business gone horribly wrong. Be honest. Be fair. Be true. I’m currently working on the worst business model in history as a practical joke for amusement. As a hobby, I’m the overly proud owner of a fake company. Lionheart Incorporated includes the uncensored Lionheart Sound Network, WRICH 109.9 FM, WOW 87.7 FM, AM 2200, RTTV and other specialty channels. Happy April Fools' Day! When I'm feeling like Bill C