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The Devil's Work

Welcome May Madness and Welcome Home (Sanitarium). A fool's day is never done. Don't Get Me Wrong if I'm possessed by the devil and all his demons.... My hobbies get the best of me. I'm not only the CC Editor at The Weather Network. I'm a radio producer, linguist, bookworm, blogger, editor, creative writer, poet and novelist. My first novel has been pitched to some agents and it's not getting much feedback. I started writing my second novel, but I need a break. A fake media company offers escapism into radio. I thought I would finish business with Tuesday, but I was wrong. Lionheart Entertainment re-emerged with four new shows. WOW 87.7 FM Bad Buck Rogers stars Buck Rogers and he's live on l

Going Bananas

Definition of Crazy by The Richard Tattoni Free Dictionary: Possessed by C.R.A.Z.Y., Crazy Heart, Crazy Train or Crazy As A Loon. See, madness, as you know, is like gravity: all it takes is a little push. Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries and bananas are on my mind. I’m mad about fruit. I get a little hungry between meals. Lately it smells like 30-something spirit, bad fruit, feet and rage everywhere I go. But forget the trays of ageing fruit. I never got into LSU or LSD; but I tried everything else. I even tried UCLA online. But I need to learn more about cars. I went to get an oil change at Mr. Lube last weekend and Mr. Lube said, “You need more than an oil change, buddy.” Knowing da

Hot Scott Eastwood

I got you. You’re reading intrigued about what I’m going to write about Scott Eastwood. Sorry, but I don’t care if he’s hot or not or if he’s going to star in more movies about bullshit. I used to endlesssly watch the Santa Barbara soap opera with my sisters because of my crush on Eden Castillo. Just last month, I learned she was a fictional character. I used to dream I was naked on the set of Baywatch with Pamela Anderson before I got married. Now I’m dreaming I’m naked on the set of Baywatch with Pamela Anderson and my wife. I probably need to find a private beach or not seem so scary. So why do I write? Because I'm not all there. Actually there’s Richard Scarry. He was a popular Amercian

Mad Hatter's Tea Party

​ The Praise of Folly: Nothing is more foolish than a man professing his madness. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary has described the term madness as both “a state of severe mental illness and behavior or thinking that is very foolish or dangerous.” I’m madly in love with my new golden tea set. I’m crazy in love with the Easter Bunny disguised as my wife. She brought me chocolate cookies on Easter Sunday. I got madly angry on Easter Monday when I finished eating the last chocolate cookies. Opening Day winners and losers are everywhere in Major League Baseball. My busted bracket is gone and I’m going to “Let It Go” like the Frozen song. It’s all about spring, budding buds, Bud Light, The Milwauk

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