Enrique Mas Cocktail

Sometimes beer is just not strong enough. New Year's resolution and Superbowl enthusiast who can't get published and now finds a remedy: 1 1/2 ounces of gin, 5 ounces of Russian vodka, 1 ounce of lemon juice, simple syrup, stir, and boom, there's your drink to rival poor Tom Collins. This is the Enrique Mas cocktail. Throw away the stupid umbrella, slurp with a fat straw and boom. I'm watching Golden Girls because I'm pro-women and I love to drink.