

My First, First Poems
The Ontario Poetry Society published my very first poem. The free verse poem about Rome was actually called Rome and published in a...


The Fart Of Fiction No. 13
When you're writing and it's working, don't stop to smell the roses unless you put aside the work-in-progress to do other writing jobs....


The Fart Of Fiction No. 7
Are you sensitive to a bad odour? Don't change a dirty diaper. Don't go to a bad writing workshop. Don't go to a writers' meeting and...


Deep Questions
What the fuck is a query letter? I don’t know how to get a publisher to publish my creative how-to book. Sometimes I think the world...