How To Add More Overtime To Your Life
Never not working.
11% Cool
I don't think I'll ever be a "good" drummer.
How To Know If Bad Books Have Purpose
You actually need to read my first book.
The Fart Of Fiction No. 19
It stinks. Unless you find a big break in publishing! Excuse me, I couldn't help but observe your plight. Can I be of assistance? I know...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 18
If you think your first book is great, but the world thinks it stinks then write a second book. Stay organized, keep writing; follow the...
My First, First Poems
The Ontario Poetry Society published my very first poem. The free verse poem about Rome was actually called Rome and published in a...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 15
If you happen to stumble on The Art Of Leaving, understand it's a memoir and you're not getting fiction. Often, the highly secretive book...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 13
When you're writing and it's working, don't stop to smell the roses unless you put aside the work-in-progress to do other writing jobs....
The Fart Of Fiction No. 12
Get the fuck off Twitter and write. Patton Oswalt tweets: "Whew! Twitter account fixed. I got hacked earlier today but it’s all fixed now...
The Fart Of Fiction No. 6
Have you got a minute? I think we need to talk. Let's talk more about the art and less about the fart. There is truth in a fart, but if...
