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I don't think I'll ever be a "good" drummer.


The Fart Of Fiction No. 9
The air is thick. Air is made of molecules, and therefore has mass, thickened by natural gas from the human body. Relief. A moment passes...


The Fart Of Fiction No. 8
Are you squeezing out a fart? It doesn't have to hurt and letting it rip can almost be as enjoyable as participating in a writing group...


The Fart Of Fiction No. 6
Have you got a minute? I think we need to talk. Let's talk more about the art and less about the fart. There is truth in a fart, but if...


The Fart Of Fiction No. 4
Farting is rude. While it remains a crude form of communication in some modern cultures, farting isn't socially acceptable. While...

On Reading Transforming The Naked Mind
Fill the empty mind with words. Read and listen. But real radio is boring fluff. Make alternative news cool again. Nobody will live off...